Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Warren Jeffs
Posted on 31. Jul, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
This week’s Twit is a religious leader and all-round scumbag extraordinaire: Warren Jeffs Author’s Note: After speaking with some people who read this before release, I’m beginning to think that Twit might not be a strong enough word to explain the hideous behavior of Warren Jeffs. So please, every time you see the word Twit [...]
Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Ainsley Earhardt
Posted on 22. Jul, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
In a fascinating turn of events, it appears that Christianity has been redefined by Theo’s Twit of the Week: Ainsley Earhardt According to Earhardt, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints are not, in fact, Christians! Earhardt, who, oddly enough, holds no degrees – or evidently general knowledge – pertaining to [...]
Joseph Giacchino v. John Lagattuta, Et Al
Posted on 19. Jul, 2011 by Joseph Fosco in Current Events
If I did not know Joseph Giacchino as well as I do, I would be somewhat surprised by the recent court complaint that he caused to have filed in Cook County’s Chancery Division last week. Giacchino’s sad little quest (equal parts tragedy and comedy) to regain his medical license seems to be never-ending. Apparently he [...]
Paper Tiger Balm Cannot Soothe Economic Woes
Posted on 17. Jul, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
As the United States continues to reel from the collapse of the speculation-driven housing bubble, we should count our blessings. Things could have been much, much worse. We could be in the same place as China. Despite the federal government’s massive blunders in propping up the sub-prime mortgage fiasco, the United States’s failure is nothing [...]
Jimmy Kaulentis Backed Chicago Outfit
Posted on 16. Jul, 2011 by Joseph Fosco in Organized Crime
James (Jimmy) Kaulentis, Chicago Mercantile Exchange guru, was allegedly very close to the infamous (and now late) Spilotoro brothers, Michael and Tony. Through this connection, Kaulentis met Outfit Capo Joe Lombardo, who is now serving a life sentence because of convictions in the landmark federal criminal case dubbed “Family Secrets.” However, one other Outfit bigwig [...]
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