Roe v. Raed: The A-Wassailing Edition
Posted on 23. Dec, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
Today’s topic: Political chicanery with a Christmas twist! Dreaming Of A Working Government by Theodore Roe Three years ago I wrote a little ditty about how the Democrat-dominated legislature couldn’t stop writing stupid laws. Now they can’t seem to write anything at all. So, without further ado, I give you my rendition of White Christmas [...]
Supreme Court To Hear Landmark Gay Rights Cases
Posted on 09. Dec, 2012 by Lucy Raed in Analysis, Current Events
This has been a major final quarter of the year for sanity. First President Barack Obama soundly trounced his backwards, flip-flopping corporate raider opponent Mitt Romney, and has taken this mandate to the next level by refusing to extend tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans at the cost of the 99%. Then, in a move [...]
The Clinton Catastrophe
Posted on 10. Sep, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Analysis, Politics
Obama must be getting smarter in his old age. Recently he agreed with a statement floating around on Twitter that Bill Clinton should be his “Secretary of Explaining Things.” Lately everyone seems to be gobbling up Clinton’s particular brand of bullshit, but that is nothing new. Obama could learn a thing or two about how politics is actually played from a man like Bill Clinton. He may be the most gifted politician of his generation… and I do not mean that as a compliment.
Theo’s Twit of the Week: Apple Inc.
Posted on 25. Aug, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
This week’s Twit thinks a tort is a tasty crème-filled treat. In fact all of this week’s Twits are engaged in feloniously foolish and often cretinously craven lawsuits that, in some cases, are destroying people’s lives and even entire industries. Arbitration and fair competition are for losers, at least according to: Apple Inc. Apple Computer, [...]
Check The Balances
Posted on 01. Jul, 2012 by Alex Sharp in Current Events, Politics
Many of us are still in shock over the bizarre, bewildering and generally backwards ruling that came down from the Supreme Court on Thursday. In a decision that rivals Dred Scott for the scope of its stupidity, National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius will be one of those landmark rulings that future generations of [...]
Theo’s Twit Of The Week: The White House Edition
Posted on 03. Apr, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
This Week’s line-up of numbskulls and idjits is entirely composed of White House folks! Get ready for a buffet of BS so lavish that it makes Martha Johnson’s spending spree look like a Superbowl smorgasbord after half time! Barack Obama “Ultimately, I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented [...]
Your Guide To The Illinois Democratic Presidential Primary
Posted on 19. Mar, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Analysis, Politics
Everyone else has written primers for the people of Illinois for the RNC’s primary on Tuesday, so I felt I should help the Democrats get some skin in the game. Why should Romney’s lame election humor, Santorum’s quest for a bigger, better theocracy, Gringrich’s last burbling gasp and Paul’s seemingly unending Texas rodeo of liberty [...]
Theo’s Twits Of The Week: Penn State Rioters
Posted on 12. Nov, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
This week’s Twits are a bunch of snot-nosed, whiny brats who don’t have any concern for others (and no, it isn’t Congress!). Please cease your game of beer pong and join in the mayhem of: The Penn State Rioters A riot broke out on the campus of Pennsylvania State University Wednesday night. Fueled by alcohol, [...]
Theo’s Twits Of The Week: Occupy Wall Street Protesters
Posted on 10. Oct, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
This week’s Twits are living in boxes in the middle of a Manhattan park by choice! Occupy Wall Street Protesters Welcome to the 99%… of people I do not want to share a gene pool with. I do not believe I have ever seen such a conglomeration of petty thugs and half-wits outside of a [...]
Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Anthony Weiner
Posted on 05. Jun, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
And this week’s weiner (errr… winner) is: Anthony Weiner The Twitter account of the spastic Representative of New York’s Ninth District was (supposedly) recently “hacked” by some ne’er-do-well. I’ll not spend any time on the sexy, sexy details of the tweet in question, as you would have to have been living under a rock in [...]
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