Theo’s Twit Of The Week: The White House Edition
Posted on 03. Apr, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
This Week’s line-up of numbskulls and idjits is entirely composed of White House folks! Get ready for a buffet of BS so lavish that it makes Martha Johnson’s spending spree look like a Superbowl smorgasbord after half time! Barack Obama “Ultimately, I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented [...]
Proxy Baptism And The Early Church
Posted on 04. Mar, 2012 by Alex Sharp in Current Events, History
This Sunday the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints made a point of admonishing its members to respect the rules concerning their ritual of baptizing the deceased. This is the practice wherein a member of the Mormon Church receives the sacrament of baptism on behalf of a dead person with a direct blood [...]
Romney Gets Trumped
Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by Joseph Fosco in Current Events, Politics
After much hemming and hawing, The Donald has finally (hopefully?) decided not to throw his hat into the 2012 Presidential race and support one of the four remaining Republican candidates. Speculation was swirling around who exactly Trump would endorse for the Republican nomination. Wednesday the rumor mill was flooded with reports that Newt Gingrich would [...]
Obama And The Daleys
Posted on 11. Jan, 2012 by Joseph Fosco in Current Events, Politics
The Obama White House has occasionally been refereed to as the 51st Ward, a fictitious (and evidently far flung) section of the Chicago political map. While this dubious honor probably was not meant to paint the White House as beholden to the political masters of Chicago, it does speak to the mentality and methodology of [...]
Biden Bumbles – Also, Sun Rises In East
Posted on 02. Jan, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Analysis, Current Events
Joe Biden, the foul-mouthed mental midget that is currently the Vice-president of the United States, went out of his way to prove, yet again, that he has no f*cking idea what he is talking about. In a recent interview with Newsweek, the man who is second in line for the most powerful and influential job [...]
Virile Vampire Sucks Democracy Out Of Russia
Posted on 02. Oct, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events, Politics
This is a beginning of a series of articles on today’s dictators and despots currently making life miserable for anyone that isn’t them (or their immediate friends). Given the recent events coming out of the Russian Federation, I figured we should start with: Vladimir Putin Beginning of Reign: 1999 Former Jobs: Member of the KGB [...]
Tripoli Falls
Posted on 21. Aug, 2011 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
The six month civil war for control of Libya appears to be in its final stages. Tonight Libyan freedom fighters entered into the capital city of Tripoli and were greeted as saviors. The much-feared possibility that Gaddafi’s forces and the town’s citizens would fight to the death in order to protect their genocidal “Brother Leader [...]
"Groundhog Day is OURS!!!!!!"
Posted on 09. Jan, 2010 by Theodore Roe in Politics
A political scrape of epic proportions was shaping up this week. Not since the Jeremiah Wright fiasco have we seen such a volatile issue boil out of the cracks, seemingly from nowhere. The writing was on the wall, though, if you had the good sense to notice it. Luckily, the cataclysm was narrowly averted. At [...]
Holy IOC, Batman! The Dynamic ‘Two Os’ of Chicago Fumble Olympic Bid
Posted on 04. Oct, 2009 by Joseph Fosco in Analysis, Politics
Not too long ago, the slight majority of America’s registered voters, gripped in a frenzy reminiscent of Charles Manson’s followers, voted into the presidency a community organizer from the most corrupt city in America. Barack Obama, our first half-white President, was treated as if he descended from Heaven, truly the answer to every woe and worry [...]
President Obama Abets Alleged Criminal And Beer Buddy Henry Gates In Obstructing Justice?
Posted on 02. Aug, 2009 by Joseph Fosco in Analysis, Politics
Okay, we have heard a great deal about quasi African American President Barack Obama and African American Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. falsely casting suspicion over Cambridge Police Sgt Crowley for supposedly being hateful and stupid. Not once has anyone addressed the inappropriate behavior of Obama and Gates, who teamed up against a good [...]
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