Roman Catholic Holy Orders Destroying Society, Says Pope
Posted on 18. Jan, 2012 by Theodore Roe in Current Events
Every now and then Pope Benedict XVI trots out in front of the cameras and makes the silly, silly mistake of speaking his mind. This has a whole mountain of horrible consequences, as the Roman Catholic Church’s positions on many social and moral issues are so reprehensibly stupid and pig-headed that pretty much anyone with a couple of properly firing neurons and the ability to user a computer spends at least a day making fun of them.
The most recent gaffe (author’s musing: is it still technically a gaffe if the speaker actual said what he meant?) came during a New Year’s address to the diplomatic corps at the Vatican. In what could have been a nice little fluff piece about the Church supporting education, the Pope decided to make a odd foray into the world of sexual relations. Evidently, according to his Popeness, children can only learn when they come from a traditional family containing exactly one man and one woman.
As CEO of the world’s largest entity protecting serial child rapists from justice, the Pope’s diatribe about the evils threatening the traditional family is just a little bit hard to take seriously. But, then again, I find it kind of hard to take anything seriously when it is said by men wearing dresses, draped in jewelry and topped off with fancy hats. Chalk it up all those years of watching Monty Python, I guess…
Now, all the protectors of the intolerant Pope and his bigoted Church have screeched over and over again that no body has bothered to print the WHOLE paragraph within which the Pope outlined how gay marriage is slowly but surely melting away our humanity. In a bid to appease these wretches, I shall print that paragraph… but with the caveat that I will primarily use it to illustrate the tremendous idiocy of A) the current Pope and B) Roman Catholicism.
Education is a crucial theme for every generation, for it determines the healthy development of each person and the future of all society. It thus represents a task of primary importance in this difficult and demanding time.
Please keep in mind that this is being said by the man who presides over an entity that used to burn people for doing screwball things like reading books it didn’t like or claiming that maybe Jesus wasn’t EXACTLY fully human and fully divine. The Pope pretending that the Roman Catholic Church wants people to indiscriminately learn on their own is like The Third Reich claiming that the Polish wanted to be annexed.
In addition to a clear goal, that of leading young people to a full knowledge of reality and thus of truth, education needs settings.
Translation: There is one way, and only one way to learn. It is through the Church and in the Church… which may, or may not, also include periodic amateur rectal exams.
Among these, pride of place goes to the family, based on the marriage of a man and a woman. This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every society.
Hmmm… Wait a minute… If families and marriage are such a fundamental and inextricable part of human nature and civil society, then why don’t Roman Catholic priests marry and have children? Orthodox priests marry and have children, Protestant ministers (who can be – GASP – male and female) marry and have children. Rabbis marry and have children. Muslims of all stripes marry and have children. It seems all of them are fully complying with the Pope’s vision of proper human society. The only people that are not in line with this belief are Roman Catholic priests.
(I’m not going to even get into the fact that there have been many, many societies within which plural marriage, and not monogamy, was the predominate family structure.)
Consequently, policies which undermine the family threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself. The family unit is fundamental for the educational process and for the development both of individuals and States.
So, in essence, the existence of the Roman Catholic sacrament of Holy Orders is a threat to education, the political structure of the world and the future of humanity. Am I getting this right so far?
Hence there is a need for policies which promote the family and aid social cohesion and dialogue. It is in the family that we become open to the world and to life and, as I pointed out during my visit to Croatia, openness to life is a sign of openness to the future.
So then the path is clear! We need to start passing state and federal laws that will ban Roman Catholic priests! Only by removing these men, who are willfully obstructing the natural order, can we assure the survival of the species.
You know, those Arch-Catholic dinks were right! I was taking the whole thing totally out of context. Now I understand that the Pope wants to help us all by ridding us of himself. Without his funky tradition of denying the proper order by not entering into a monogamous heterosexual union and having children, we will come one step closer to ending the undying threat to the future and progress of humanity that is Roman Catholicism.
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