Gov. Rod Blagojevich: Save Us From Pusher MDs

Miami is the place that Dr. Giacchino’s convicted drug-dealing wife, Maria Luisa Gil, frequents, no doubt to maintain her old drug dealing and porn contacts. According to a Melrose Park, Illinois, Police report, Dr. Giacchino has recently claimed that thousands of narcotic painkillers mysteriously disappeared from his clinic. It would be reasonable to assume that his wife, like almost every other wife, could have access to her husband’s business, the Melrose Park Clinic. I trust the Melrose Park Police Department thoroughly interrogated Maria Luisa Gil-Giacchino. It hardly seems a stretch to suspect that Maria Luisa Gil is selling the thousands of stolen narcotic painkillers while she takes her frequent trips to Miami.

With all of these things on my mind, I gladly went to meet with Inspector Murphy, firm in my conviction that my testimony could help the state deal with Dr. Giacchino. Upon my arrival at the meeting with the Inspector at his office in Chicago, I quickly realized that he unnecessarily complicated our original plan. The Inspector presented a few of his ‘associates’ at our meeting in the hopes of surprising me. These associates are from a couple of different branches of the Federal Government, which struck me as a bit strange as Inspector Murphy works for the State of Illinois.

As the meeting was about to begin, I asked the group of investigators if we could record our meeting in order to keep the facts straight. Some of the investigators agreed to allow the meeting to be recorded, however others would not. Sadly enough this intransigence on the part of certain Federal officials prevented the meeting from taking place. When asked why I wanted a recording, I cited the Martha Stewart case as my reason. If even one word is misstated or misunderstood, this trivial error can result in an innocent witness being criminally charged for making false statements to government agents. However, if a record is established, such as a tape recording, all of the facts can be preserved without any difficulties. I learned of this safeguard-measure from our role model and brother-in-Christ, Mayor Richard M. Daley, who was interviewed by the government recently. The Mayor safeguarded the meeting with a recording (Mayor Daley thanks for the education).