This Week’s Honorable Mentions
An autopen, a.k.a. the advanced scout of our future robot overlords
Barack Obama
Disturbing Revelation: President Obama is obviously unconcerned with assaulting our liberties with the un-amended Patriot Act. His trip to Europe, though, got in the way of his signing away our freedoms, and so he cannot personally sign the document before the old one expires. Instead he is letting a machine sign his name on the Patriot Act FOR HIM!
Damn you, Autopen, for your unrelenting machine perfection and our President’s trusting nature that you will not abuse your Godlike power to authorize legislation. This must be some part of the opening overture of the robo-pocalypse. I always knew it would be a Democrat that sold us out.
Mitt Romney attempting to express the human emotion of satisfaction
Mitt Romney
Ludicrous Action: Mitt was in Chicago yesterday, doing something involving his Romney For President Exploratory Committee. During his stop in the Windy City he evidently made it a point to head over to Gino’s Pizza and get some nice, Chicago style pizza pie.
When he was done eating he sent his pizza leavings to Barack Obama’s Chicago-based re-election headquarters in some unfathomable idea of a practical joke that no one in the world understands. Mitt, all you’re doing is confirming my suspicion that you’re a plastic-haired cyborg from the year 2323 sent back in time by Mormon super scientists to destroy our senses of humor.
2 Comments
Hi Mr. Theodore. I find your article most interesting. I would think that if the President doesn’t sign his authentic signiture it wouldn’t be considered legal. LOL
Also, I find your articles most amusing They remind me of something I read this week in the “Onio! ” (a Chicago purposely off center paper) I laughed at it’s comical front page and statement proclaiming that Bin Laden in spirit, was spotted emerging from the sea, in an enormous proportion! With it’s front page a picture of him, as a huge spirit ghost rising from the sea. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! I look forward to read more from you in the future. Good Luck! SQE
My comment part 2 is revolving around your halarious statement that “Obama sold us out!” Your not kidding on that one! We trusted him..! Now, he’s busy taking our women and children’s Wic program from thier families! Talk about your planned parenthood bad moves! Just what are they thinking out there in our government? Where is De graafs Brain roots at when he thinks that a women should be looked at as a tire! As if he were stating that women as being only good for “Rim Jobs!” No, not LOL! Women are not objects! And rape is a subject that should be treated with respect in a women’s personel time of need! Thank you for pointing out the “closed mindedness” Doddo’s that are in charge of the botched up leader of our lives! It’s the idiots that are in charge of running this country and world we have to live in! They think that the all American women should be named Schooky and treated as such! SQE