DSK confused over why his semen is not being used as an additive in a high priced men's fragrance
Dominique Strauss-Kahn
This former head of the IMF and legendary skirt-chaser evidently tried to use diplomatic immunity to get out of being arrested for sexual assault.
Ah, another sterling example of how public service always brings out the best kinds of people. Yes officer, I would like to abuse a special status bestowed upon me (which, at this time, I do not actually have access to since I am here on personal business) which was originally intended to help avoid misunderstandings born of differences in laws between countries. Yes, in France it is perfectly legal to cover an unwilling hotel maid with semen. Heck, you’re not even considered an adult male in France until you’ve covered a member of the peasant class with your ejaculate.
The fact that the majority of the French population believe Strauss-Kahn is being set up just confirms my gut feeling that the guy is guilty as hell. Add the facts that he tried to abuse his political status as a means to avoid prosecution with Vladimir Putin’s conviction that a conspiracy is afoot and I believe that, under ancient and abstruse New York laws, we can legally ritually sacrifice Dominique to end The Curse of the Billy Goat.
