Superharry IV: the Quest For Usefulness
Bluewater Productions
This little known operation out of Vancouver, Washington is going to produce a comic book about Henry Charles Albert David (also known as Prince Harry of Wales).
Let that sink in for a moment.
This spoiled royal (I think regular readers know my opinion of royals in general), who has lead a pretty milquetoast life, will be the subject of the lowest sort of biography. If I was the Prince I would actually be insulted that someone was making a crappy comic book about my life. I am hoping he did not give Bluewater permission to do this, but it is possible that a sickening lust for fame might be undercutting the more respectable urge to be dignified. He wouldn’t be the first to fall prey to this voracious need for attention, though. Bluewater Productions has a long line of “reality-based” comics. Prince Harry now gets to join the storied ranks of men and women like Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen, Margret Thatcher, Rush Limbuagh and Donald Trump!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…
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Prince Harry’s army regiment was actively engaged in combat on the front lines in Iraq. He wasn’t personally deployed because the ranking general in the BA (rightly) contended that he would have been considered a high value target by the enemy. Harry’s a f*cking cowboy and a party animal. All he has to do is glance at women or gay men and they cream their shorts.
I’m not a fan of royals either, but this guy is anything but milquetoast. He’s the exact opposite of Walter Mitty. Spoiled brat, maybe, but definitely not milquetoast.