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Mahmoud's sad face.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

At his recent address in front of the United Nations, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad laid all of the world’s ills at the feet of The United States and our puppets in Europe. He went on to point out that no one really knew who was behind the 9/11 attacks and that the Holocaust is still a myth perpetrated by colonial, militaristic tyrants controlled by their Zionist moneymen.

Seems par for the course for Iran, actually. I’m not even sure why I included him here…

Oh, wait! Yes, it was the fact that his usual at-home rhetoric was cranked up a notch for this prime time performance because everyone and their mother at the U.N. knows his government is lying through its teeth about their nuclear weapons program. This pathetic shell game isn’t fooling anyone, though. Nice try, Iran. No one respects a bunch of morons that starve their people to build a nuclear bomb. Hell, look at how we treat North Korea.

Well, Mahmoud, when your political career is over, you can always go back to busing tables in Torquay, Great Britain for Basil and Sybil Fawlty.

You'll have to excuse him, he's from Tehran...

Just remember, when it comes to the nuclear program, you know nothing!