Sunday, December 22

Virile Vampire Sucks Democracy Out Of Russia

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Translation: Since I Will Be Killed If I Report The News, I Guess I'll Just Become A Stripper

Translation: Since I Will Be Killed If I Report The News, I Guess I'll Just Become A Stripper

So while it is understandable that Theodore Roosevelt is a sex symbol the world over, Putin’s bizarre brand of sex appeal seems to be just another part of a freakish following. These things happen when you have no independent media.

For instance, in honor of his 58th birthday the Journalism Department of Moscow State University released a calendar of mostly naked co-eds praising Russia’s newest supreme leader. I cannot make stuff like this up. The JOURNALISM DEPARTMENT of a MAJOR UNIVERSITY has elements in it so desperate to kiss Putin’s butt that this travesty actually occurred.

Then there’s Putin’s Army, which is composed of young, nubile Russian girls willing to rip their clothes off to promote their dreamy Prime Minister.

They are doing this not only to support their political beliefs, but also to win an iPad 2!

His influence even invades Russian popular music. Here is Putin crooning away like Bing Crosby.

And yes, your eyes DID NOT deceive you. That was Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn singing with him.

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