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Honorable Mentions

The Donald, in all his windswept glory.

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NewsMax has tapped The Donald to host their GOP debate, which will mark the ten billionth such meeting of the sorry cast of Republican contenders for the honor of being soundly defeated by Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential election. With Trump’s stellar record of tackling the important issues (like Obama’s birth certificate) combined with his business savvy (being born into money and social connections, yet still managing to repeatedly bankrupt business after business) there’s no doubt in my mind that this will be the debate that decides the whole schmear! My only worry is that fire jugglers and car stuffed with acrobat midgets might not have a chance to do their acts before Trump fires the whole panel and brings this sad three ring circus to a close.