Theo’s Twit Of the Week: Marcus Bachmann

It kind of sounds like it WAS awarded to me by Billy Graham, doesn't it?

Theodore Roe

All these years I had the credentials but I was afraid to use them. Now that I know the inspiring story of Dr. Marcus Bachmann I feel I can finally step into the light. You seee, years ago I join my own freaky cult, The Church of the SubGenius (or Bobism to you Pinks) and because of my loyal service to the cause I was awarded a Doktorate of the Forbidden Sciences!

From now on I will include my “ScD” on my bylines, business cards, stationery, handkerchiefs and ascots. Maybe now I can go open a mental health center in Minnesota.