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Foster Friess demonstrating how to fit 15 gallons of stupid into a 10 gallon hat.
Foster Friess
As usual, the Republican party can’t get more than fifteen minutes without miring itself in social issues. Typically this is done by the candidates themselves, but this time Foster Friess, one of the biggest backers of a prominent Rick Santorum Super PAC, is the relic from the past that got the GOP in trouble. Santorum has been trotting this guy out at some political events lately, and this put Foster in a position to speak to reporters, which is a horrifyingly miserable idea that Santorum’s staff, knee-deep in their own candidate’s continual gaffes, somehow managed to allow.
When asked by MSNBC (which should rank #1 on the list of news organizations that old, crotchety born again Christian Republicans should NOT talk to) about Rick’s social agenda, Foster tried to downplay Santorum’s wishes to turn the United States into a theocracy. He then decided it would be prudent to tell a joke about birth control. “Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”
So, while following Foster Friess’ advice on birth control may not be costly, it appears his support is insanely so.
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Theo, I love what has “gotten into” you lately!
I thought he vetoed it yesterday?
Not according to any records currently in possession of the City of Chicago.
http://chicago.legistar.com/LegislationDetail.aspx?ID=1051402&GUID=D0E18970-210B-4E47-B076-B84684F32DD3&Options=&Search=
Sorry, I meant Chris Christie
Joe, why are you such a piece of shit? You think you are so cool by talking shit about john difronzo and friends what are you trying to accomplish? It seems like you have tried to make a career out of making fun of alleged gangsters when look at you, you have a past as well. So why don’t you shut the fuck up and get a real job.
Dear JM,
I am not a ‘piece of s***’. I do not think that I am ‘so cool’ by covering John DiFronzo in some of my literary pieces. I have accomplished the art of exposing active criminals via the written medium. Thank you for acknowledging my past, as in many years ago, past tense, no longer. Unfortunately, John DiFronzo is as well connected to thugs and killers today as he was 50-years ago (perhaps not as many because great deals of his former cohorts are dead).
I hope this does not upset you, but, my job is real.
Thanks,
JF